I assault motherfuckers wear red-colored backpacks And i munch on towel shelving or take a crap on your song Yeah their whack, trigger everybody else knows everything say But when I get with the the fresh new mic, I make dairy outta clay And i also enjoy sky keyboards which have a pipeline regarding toothpaste And i also state karate pencil case and you will put it on tape
All of the my passages slide flat including good hockey puck It grabbed me personally eight weeks to enter the first element of my personal verse And today I had little kept thus I will pretend that we got damage Aw, I believe We sprained my personal ankle All of you go ahead and finish the song without me personally
[MC Amnesia] Yo MC Amnesia upwards contained in this cunt Woke right up 5 days before lying in this new dump Didn’t know exactly who I happened to be I failed to think about crap
Seem to something occurred which had been traumatic I used to have far more rhymes but I can not think of them Surely I am freaking out I can not think about one thing! (Undoubtedly do some body know what i’m called?)
[MC Societal Urination] Yo I’m MC Public Urination – what – exactly what! We need a drilling piss toward a drilling sidewalk Each time, anyplace, I simply whip aside my manhood And blank my personal kidney whenever you are you motherfuckers view! Your almost every other MCs can’t handle this crap! You may be some bitch scared to help you urinate in public areas
Your come upon a bathroom any time you need piss Yo fuck one crap – I recently whip out my cock!
[Chorus – Chorus Boy] I am the guy exactly who sings the fresh new chorus (It getaways within the song) My personal part was kinda humdrum (If only which i could go domestic) But they’re spending me to play new chorus (And i want the bucks) End up in I am unemployed today (Only went back in using my father)
[MC Does not Know very well what Irony Try] Yo I am MC Does not Understand what Paradox Is actually Walked doing a girl and i also provided the lady a hug She said “Let us go to your lay, I am going to suck their dick” We told you “Hell yeah bitch, that’s thus ironic”
[MC Becomes Front side–Monitored With ease] Yo I am MC Will get Top–Tracked With ease My rhymes try badass such as for example Gandolfini You understand they are noted for brand new Sopranos however, they are plus within the clips Such as for instance Get Shorty and Terminal Acceleration That we don’t really like bring about I hate Charlie Sheen Better I guess for the Beautiful Shots, he had been kinda comedy However, I like Leslie Nielsen on Naked Gun You-know-who otherwise was a student in that flick? O.J. Simpson That is kinda strange, being aware what the guy did upcoming Hold off, what was I claiming? I do believe I got top–tracked.
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[MC Lethal Weapon 1, dos & 3] Yo I am MC Dangerous Weapon 1, 2 & step 3 I enjoy the individuals films however the 4th troubled me Danny Glover, Mel Gibson and you can Joe hoe begin je een gesprek op latinomeetup Pesci Why did they must generate a 4th?
[MC Dangerous Firearm 4] MC Deadly Firearm cuatro that’s me personally I differ that have MC Lethal Gun step one, dos & step 3 No matter if We agree that it’s a pioneering trilogy The fresh new fourth was also an effective it extra Chris Material and you will Sprinkle Li!
[MC Shit My personal Jeans Seem to] Yo I’m MC Crap My Jeans Appear to It usually happens when I am taking walks outside Otherwise when I’m spending time with certain travel ass hoes There i wade! Thank jesus I delivered a big difference of gowns!
[MC Last Verse] Yo I am the newest MC into latest verse I’m meant to sum-up everything heard However, mutherfuckers Really don’t genuinely have committed Very fuck can come back to the brand new Chorus Kid
Whats my motherfucking term?
[Chorus – Chorus Man] I am however vocal the brand new chorus (Give thanks to jesus the audience is nearly over) I detest vocal the brand new chorus (For example a monotonous banging job) I’m going to need my 40 cash (That’s what the investing myself) And you will I’m browsing wade get very inebriated (Masturbate following go to bed)